(And What Actually Happened)

I’ll just say it—writing about a 158cm/5ft2 S-cup big breast sex doll isn’t exactly the glamorous side of blogging.

But, you know, curiosity wins and sometimes you end up with a full body sex doll sitting in your hallway. That’s life, right? Or maybe that’s just my life now. Anyway.

The Box Arrives (And It’s… Heavy)

There’s something weirdly humbling about dragging a box that weighs almost as much as you do up three flights of stairs. The label said 79-88 lbs (36-40kg), but honestly, it felt heavier after the first landing. Maybe I’m getting old or maybe TPE sex dolls are secretly filled with bricks.

Unboxing is awkward. You try to act chill but there’s this moment where you wonder if any neighbors saw you lugging what looks suspiciously like a human body bag inside. Not my proudest Tuesday.

Inside: short curly hair, soft touch skin (TPE feels kind of real?), and those huge S-cup breasts staring up at me like they’re judging my entire existence. WM Doll brand, apparently—people online seemed to trust them for custom stuff.

Okay But…Why Go For Such a Huge Breast Sex Doll?

Here’s the thing: I didn’t set out looking for an s-cup cosplay sex doll with short curly hair. It was more like falling down an internet rabbit hole after seeing some wild “latina sex doll” ads while researching AI robot sex dolls for another post (yeah, don’t ask).

The truth? There’s this whole market for thick sex dolls—like people want their female sex doll to be extra curvy and ‘real’ feeling. And sure, there are options everywhere from $1501-2000 depending on how custom you go; gift card raffles too if you’re feeling lucky or broke.

But this one stood out because she looked…less plastic than most? Something about the curves plus the curly hair combo made her seem almost like someone I might actually see at a bar, except obviously not really because she can’t move or talk back (yet).

Handling Reality vs Expectation

Not gonna sugarcoat it: lifting her onto the bed is awkward as hell at first. She bends in ways people shouldn’t bend—a little uncanny valley moment there—but once dressed up in some lingerie (don’t judge), things get less creepy and more “okay this could work.”

The skin? Surprisingly squishy but not sticky—STPE material if that means anything to anyone reading this—and cleaning isn’t nearly as gross as I expected thanks to removable bits.

But—I dunno—the eyes always look slightly off no matter how much you adjust them. Maybe that’s just part of owning any kind of ai robot sex doll though.

A Weird Realization About Cosplay & Customization

I thought customizing would be gimmicky (“choose your own adventure” but NSFW) but it actually makes sense now why so many people order WM custom dolls with specific features—hair color, bust size, even freckles if that’s your thing.

There was something oddly satisfying about picking outfits and wigs for her; felt more hobby-ish than anything else at points. Like building an expensive action figure collection except way more embarrassing when friends visit unexpectedly.

Oh—and apparently using a gift card can enter you into some raffle for another doll? Didn’t win though; story of my life.

Is It Worth It?

Well…

Here comes the blunt bit: owning a full body huge breast TPE sex doll is both weirder and less weird than I imagined. On one hand—it sits quietly in your room and doesn’t judge your questionable taste in Netflix shows or frozen pizza dinners. On the other—it takes up space and occasionally freaks out guests who forget she exists behind the door.

For $1501-2000 there are worse things to buy I guess, especially if loneliness hits hard or dating apps keep serving disappointment on tap.

Would I recommend it? Hmm—not sure yet honestly; depends on what you want out of life these days. Some folks swear by their latina sex dolls or thick cosplay models; others just want an ai robot companion who won’t ghost them mid-conversation.

If nothing else—I have some wild stories now when someone asks why my closet locks from the outside.

Guess that's...something?